King of the misspelled words

I've been using some Google webmaster tools to see various things about how the world in general (and Google specifically) view this blog. I always get excited when I see that I'm the 3rd highest search result for one thing or the 6th for another. And then I am immensely embarrassed when I realize that I am ranked that high because I misspelled a word and there are a whole bunch of other people who misspell it the same way I do. We should have a meetup. I mean, a meatup. Meatup. There, that should do it.